In Forth Worth, about a week ago, a man tried to cash a check at a bank.He had stolen the check from his mother-in-law and then wrote in the amount.The teller immediately realized something was up, and contacted the police, who found the 21-year-old bank customer with a gun in his possession and some marijuana. Oh, the amount of the check? $360 billion dollars.

A man walked into a convenience store, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change.When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.