Criminal Law Stories

Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into a bank one day.Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "Freeze, mother stickers, this is a f--- up!For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away.

A Sheriff's deputy says “I was recently on patrol when I noticed three males drive a car into the lot of a liquor store, walk in and make a purchase. We have had many problems with underage drinkers so I waited until they drove away. I stopped them and asked the young male driver if he was old enough to purchase liquor. He replied that he was over 21. He looked fairly young so I asked him to show me his driver’s license. I explained that if he was 21 or above, he was free to leave.